I just realized the world has more crazy people than not.

I don't make much time to listen or keep up with too many news stories, so my daily 'news' comes from sporadic paper reading, Daily Soup, Weekend Updates with Seth Myers, and the good old Hot 99.5 radio station on the way to work. I did however hear from someone about some boy that was supposedly adrift in a weather balloon but luckily was not, just hiding out in the attic. Oh, that's good he's safe, right?

Wrong!

He's not safe because aparently his parents are 3-ways crazy. CRAZY. HOw so you ask? Well, if you did not hear it already here is proof:

1. The kids name is FALCON. Yes, like the bird. Ironic I know.
2. The family was on Wife Swap. I think that says it all. There are no 'normal' people on wife swap for that would make some boring television as we all know.
3. They FAKED it. The whole thing was a friggin SHAM. When pressed on Larry King as to why the little Falcon did not come when the parents were 'frantically' calling for him this poor child stuttered out to his daddy:

"..um..cuz..you said...you said we did it for the show.."

That is right friends, the did it for the show. This poor kid is being raised by crazy-ass, media hungry -professed alien decendants- parents. Yes, you caught that one, they are on tape from wife swap saying they are direct decendants of alien mom and pop. Does that scream social service loud enough for you or should we leave a helium filled balloon in our backyard with our little son Falcon unattended and then call channel 7 news instead of 911 when it floats off again?

wow. Having a small child I can only imagine the damage being done to his fragile physche by these 2 freaks. I feel bad enough going with this tooth-fairy scam still. None the less forcing him into a nationwide tv scam and following it up with talk-show interviews one of in which the poor kid literally VOMITS from what I can only imagine is guilt/anxiety from realizing that no one else was in on the 'joke'.

Good lord.

They follow this up with the fact some woman in labor decides to get back in her car and drive to another state because she doesn't want a C-section even though the other 3 children she had before this one arrived that way. I imagine she may change her mind when her stomach decides to split open but why trust an actual doctor who has been to actual medical school? I'm sure you know best. Let's just skip out on all those pesky vaccinations while we're at it too because that whole mumps/measles/rubella thing is sooooooooooo overated.