The heat is on! So I am relatively sure that some higher power is trying to eradicate human kind from the planet. With good reason. I'm pretty sure that we can't survive temperatures much higher than they will be this week. My heart goes out to those without AC though. I would not be able to sleep without it and I'm a pretty crappy quality sleeper as is. Aside from the fact that you can bake cookies in an enclosed vehicle and fry bacon on sidewalks, cruise ships are tipping over, the streets are running amock with hoodlems and crime enough to enforce curfews on teenagers, and gas prices, well you get the picture.
If this summer fails to kill off half the population and drive them towards the outer ends of the earth, I dont know what will. Canada is looking pretty nice these days.

When you are 16 years old you can apply for a learners permit. Granted you a pass a driving test (meaning you don't mow someone down, you use the dang blinker, and park halfway decent) you are now a lisenced driver. Yes, well, I'm pretty sure the majority of people in my area got theirs out of a cereal box or just bought it on the street. Aside from the fact that I've had narrow escapes with cabbies (how can you pass a test when you don't speak the language?) I only have to walk around the parking lot in my complex to see who really sucks at driving.

Example a) Holly crashes a-lot and her mini cooper with missing front driver fender flare, side scrapes and dents -who most recently pulled so far up (like you need to with that car) I heard the bottom scraping on the sidewalk before she slammed into the curb. I had to see what this one looked like.

Example b) Homey duct tape- whose entire passenger side is crushed over a good 10 inches and whose passenger windows consist of plastic and duct tape and one would think this car is not even legally suppossed to be on the road, but he has been driving it like this for at least 2 months now.

Example c) Takes their parking cues from Holly and pulls up on to the sidewalk as far as they can before hitting the curb (and you if you're not watching) at 20 mph OR they are crooked and in 2 spaces.

I won't even get started on the actual driving, but somewhere along the lines of getting your liscense at 16 and dying at 96, I would think maybe another road test might be in order. Just a thought. Also, if you can't see over the steering wheel, maybe taking the bus is a better option for you. Thanks!

10 Signs the world will soon end;

1. Unexplicable weather patterns wipe out entire cities and raise temperatures above 90 degrees for the entire continental US.

2. Our idea of keeping "peace and democracy" involves Nuclear weapons.

3. A C-student who has already driven successful companies into the ground is RE-elected as leader of the free world.

4. Jahova's witnesses say "fuck it" to converting you.

5. Brad Pitt is publically declared as 'bad in bed'.

6. Price of oil pretty much quadrouples and usage still posts an increase.

7. I stop liking cake.

8. People don't ever die of 'natural causes'.

9. Junk mail becomes a weapon of terrorism.

10. An bill is past to cut educational funding for learning about the consitution and its' amendments. Yah, learning is for suckers, right George?