10 Signs the world will soon end;

1. Unexplicable weather patterns wipe out entire cities and raise temperatures above 90 degrees for the entire continental US.

2. Our idea of keeping "peace and democracy" involves Nuclear weapons.

3. A C-student who has already driven successful companies into the ground is RE-elected as leader of the free world.

4. Jahova's witnesses say "fuck it" to converting you.

5. Brad Pitt is publically declared as 'bad in bed'.

6. Price of oil pretty much quadrouples and usage still posts an increase.

7. I stop liking cake.

8. People don't ever die of 'natural causes'.

9. Junk mail becomes a weapon of terrorism.

10. An bill is past to cut educational funding for learning about the consitution and its' amendments. Yah, learning is for suckers, right George?