The dumbest thing I ever heard;

"Choose to like yourself and the way you look-even if at first you feel like you're faking it," says psychologist Susan Davis, Ph.D., author of Beating the Body Image Blues. "Through acting, you tap into parts of yourself that truly feel beautiful. Even if those positive qualities seem like a small percentage of who you are, grasp onto them and project them outwards." The result: Not only will you begin to feel beautiful on the inside, but others will see it radiating on the outside-so don't be surprised if the compliments start pouring in! Having trouble? Imagine someone you admire standing in front of you, and step forward into her body!

Todays' retarded quote brought to you by; http://lifestyle.msn.com/Redbook/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=877777
an msn article designed to make you feel better about who you are by pretending to be someone else(?) How does that make you accept who you are, again? Are you telling me that by rejecting your own body and "mentally stepping into someone elses'" you can like yourself better?! Somehow I doubt that will work. It's such a good thing these shrinks get paid so much to be so helpful.

In other news, I heavily suspect that the good people at Starbucks lace their pumpkin muffins and latee with crack/cocaine and therefore make them irrisitably desirable and easily consumable in a matter of mere seconds.

They aparently make a dvd that self loops so your dog can watch a continuous stream of other dogs playing, running in the park, and generally having a much better time than your dog- who is sitting home alone in a confined area. What is worse? Leaving the dog cooped up all day, or taunting it with dogs playing outdoors while he is cooped up all day? Your choice. There's nothing like watching all the other kids go swimming when you want to and you can't because you have a broken arm so...yeah that makes sense.

A new perspective on work; if someone said they'd pay me 50-grand to sit in a box everyday for 8 hours for an entire year, I'd probably say no. It is a whole year. Ok we'll give you 2 weeks off. You have to drive in to get to the box though and dress up. I'd say no.