Spellcheck is Your Friend

As a general crappy speller, I am glad you can spell check just about any document, including emails. Although I sometimes could care less about spelling (see blog description) I definitely will triple check things I'm sending out via work or to a group. No one likes to sound like a complete moron. Case in point this babbling piece of trash email my (embarrassed to say) Father-in-law has constructed. (Back story: we don't get along at ALL)

Dear Friends and family, This election is a turning point in America. I have been following all the canidates in both parties from the beginning. Obama has no experience to be the President, the change he and the liberias will negitively change America for a long time. The change came in our last election when the Liberials/Democrates took control of the House and Senate. The stock market was at 14000 and jobs were plentiful now look at America do we want the same direction we are going or do we want real change. The mainstream media is very Liberal. only Fox News Channel is fair and gives both side their opportunity to inform us. With a Liberal President and Congress and Senate. We will witness the largest socialist movement in our history. Simular to Markism. They have already taken prayer out of schools, in God we trust of our money and the Ten Commandment out of Federal properties. The authors of our constution purposely added these items because, it is the foundation of our Constution . We must vote for Mccain to protect our way of life and government. Palin has much more experience than Obama, She is a standing Gov. Palin. Concerned voter Mike

There are several OBVIOUS spelling errors, but, if you are trying to make some sort of political point, I think it's best you try and spell CONSTITUTION sort of correctly, especially if you are using this word more than once.

I would also like to point out that blaming the stock market collapse on Democratic majority in the House and Senate (although I'm not sure that's even true) is about as accurate as my coffee mug about the inverse relationship of the average global temperature and the number of pirates on earth. (Special thanks to cafepress.com for that gem)

I think John Stewart would spit out whatever he was drinking at your statement "Palin has more experience than Obama..." and come to think of it, Sarah Palin probably would too. I mean C'mon, please. Just because I was serving on the PTA board doesn't qualify me as Speaker of the House. You know what I mean, jellybean?

The words "Only Fox News..".should never be uttered by a living human being.

Does the phrase "Separation of Church and State" mean anything to you? Anything at all? No?

Alright I'm done. You have confirmed my long standing opinion of you that you are a misinformed, bible thumping, complete moron. See you at Thanksgiving. I'll bring the booze.