Where is the Pepper-Spray Kiosk?

I was wandering through the mall today and since it was a weekday, it wasn't very busy. (Although there were several teens there and I couldn't help wonder why they were not in school) I noticed that it's times like these when you are MUCH more likely to be attacked by the kiosk employees. It wasn't too bad on the 2nd floor, they don't have many there, but it was a whole different story downstairs.

I don't know if they work on commission, but they must be getting some sort of bonus because they do act like it matters. I was lunged at by someone with some sort of quilted looking homemade heating pad contraption, a hair straightener, fake ponytails and I literally dodged behind a heavy womans ass to avoid some woman wanting to "just ask a question". I don't even want to know. When did the most fun shopping place become so awful? I felt like I was dodging the homeless beggers by the metro. I feel bad, okay? I"m not buying your useless shit. If it wasn't useless, it be in a REAL store on a permanent basis.

Which makes me wonder. If I can be physically dragged over for a head massage with some wierd spider shaped wire hanger, what do they do when your kiosk sells things like pepper spray and tasers? "Hey buddy! Hey come here a sec, I want to show you something..." AT the very least they should let you try it out on them. I mean, that's what these kiosks are all about, trying it out.