Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Boring Tuesday
I wish I had something more interesting to comment on besides the randomly sucky traffic and the various states of my hair, but it's a slow day. I have successfully spent the majority of it updating good-old facebook after dogging the legitimy of it and the creepiness of my parents generation on it in general.

Sooooooooooo, I got a flyer shoved into my door the other day. (I'd like to say I'm pretty sure you're not suppossed to solicite in my condo-community and everyDAY i have shit shoved in my door I'd rather not get) This was actually from the condo-peeps (you'd think they'd want to down-play the constant chinese food menu's distributed but maybe they have a thing for kung-pau chicken) and it was for a nice community 'Adult' movie night. Now immediately my little eyebrow shot up at the term 'Adult' movie. The last time I sat around with a group watching porn I'm pretty sure it was in a dorm room and I was three sheets to the wind. Of course, dirty mind, I sincerely doubt that's what they had in mind but I also noticed a little foot note on the bottom "*children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult".
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Well for Fucks-sake, no kidding?! You want to have an 'Adult' movie night where I pull out my favorite R-rated films and yet you are not excluding the under 12 crowd in general?! What kind of show are you running here? I've already learned the hard way you don't watch Wedding Crashers in front of your 3-year old if you don't want them learning phrases such as "Jackass". I get that some people don't have, cant' find, or maybe afford babysitters, but that just means you don't go to the adult-only events. If I had any intention of sitting in some uncomfortable folding chair with community popcorn and voting on a lame R-rated film to watch, I sure as hell wouldn't want someone elses' children in the mix. That kind of makes the 'adult' part mute, null, and void. Might as well cancel group porn night if you're letting in the kids.

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