This is not proper gym attire. For the most part, I generally don't go to the gym and 'check out' other people. I'm not looking, i'm just working out. I'd like to think the same about you too. However, if you are in a gym, on a machine, sweating and grunting, i'm going to wonder why the heck you are wearing a suit. I'm going to wonder why you have a dress shirt and dress pants and dress shoes on that you are putting bodily fluids into and not changing OUT of when you head back to whereever it is you came from. I'm also going to wonder why the hell you haven't been ESCORTED from the premises for that alone.

Strange-suit-guy lets' call him, did not forget his gym clothes. Normal people when they forget their gym clothes, don't GO to the gym. There is no reason, other than a large monetary bet that you won't do it, that you couldn't just not go that one time. And even if your life depended on you completeing a set of 30 inside your lunch hour, City Sports is but a block away and their tissue t's are a great deal and quite comfy. I can only question your mental capacity when I see you MORE THAN once pulling this little stunt. It's been at least thrice I have witnessed this dude. He just doesn't get it.

Let's move on to shorts-guy. Those shorts are not meant for you. Those shorts are really not meant for anybody not standing on a stage after three weeks of carb-denial, laxitives, general dehyddration, a hefty tan salon package deal, and a bottle of baby oil. No sir. You can stop strutting back and forth and pick something to do that doesn't involve bending your knees or sitting for that matter. Just a mental note, if you can see that your thighs are whiter than paper and your underware tan lines are showing, DO NOT WEAR THE SHORTS.